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The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After the
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident. Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as the perfect man.
***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
***Men, read the next block of words.
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Men: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the perfect woman
must have been driving, which explains why there was an accident in the
first place.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it only serves
to illustrate another point, women never listen either. |
